One day, a man stopped a taxi, and he jumps into in a hurry….
Driver: “Where do you want to get to?”
Man: “I went to the airport, I’m pressed for time, please be a little faster.”
Driver: “to catch a plane? when?”
Men: “the flight will depart at 10:20am”
The driver smiled and said: “Don’t kidding, it is already 10:30am, the plane would not wait for you.”
“I’m sorry, I was the pilot of this flight.”